A center of excellence located in nearby Kitchener Ontario has 20000 SQFT tables and what appears to be plenty of asbestos
You know...considering that it's Russ...and the spooky location, I feel that the original "R.A.C.E" might be appropriate here:
R - rescue (any poor Atari souls trapped by his creepy wiles!)
A - alarm (5 alarm fire! RC is at it again!)
C - confine (would the wardens please return RC to his cell?!)
E - extinguish (please turn the lights off on your way out, and don't look back!)
:)